Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.
when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music
xkit blacklist is a god send. My dash is 100% less Jojo now.
DO YOU THINK THAT I, MOJO JOJO, IS FINISHED WITH YOU?!
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"