cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via rj4gui4r)

humansofnewyork:

"I know you were hoping for a senile man playing with his toys, but I’m putting together a donation for Housing Works."

(Source: theblackworkshop, via r2--d2)

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

(via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: maddifacee, via hi)

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

(via officalhenryviii)

grxviity:

Eyes are distracting. You see too much. You don’t see enough.

stared at these for half an hour straight 

(Source: plaid-suits-and-paisley-ties, via dontpsychoanalyze--me)

samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

(via officalhenryviii)

satanslittlewh0re:

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

(Source: extraordinarygrey, via shezzasnewgroove)

lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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(via ruinedchildhood)

jedavu:

Living Together in Paradise – Diorama by Nguyen Manh Hung

rpdofficer:

filthyjarbushman:

xkit blacklist is a god send. My dash is 100% less Jojo now.

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DO YOU THINK THAT I, MOJO JOJO, IS FINISHED WITH YOU?!

(via ruinedchildhood)

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

(via wizardroryweasley)